get to know me meme: [2/5] sitcoms - How I Met Your Mother
"There are certain things in life where you know it’s a mistake but you don’t really know it’s a mistake because the only way to know that it really is a mistake is to make that mistake and go, ‘Yup, that was a mistake.’ So really, the bigger mistake would be to not make the mistake because then you’ll go about your whole life not knowing whether it was a mistake or not."
(Source: roslintully, via violetkarl)
"you’re old enough to pay for your own things"
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
(Source: officialswagmom, via hes-the-cream-in-my-coffee)